Wednesday, May 09, 2007

Paris Hilton's Sexual Indiscretions and Fernando Pedroza's Porn Habits Bring City Needed Attention

Lynwood, CA - Local newsper discusses how, among other things, Paris Hilton's sexual indiscretions, and Fernando Pedroza's porn habits have brought Lynwood national and international attention.

Read story here.

91 comments:

Anonymous said...

Hey Phatis!

Here's your case against Lynwood:

Count #1 - Undue pressure to read and write

Count #2 - Unrealistic expectations to actually perform work between normal business hours.

Count #3 - Intentional interference of four hour lunches with Lorene Reed.

Count #4 - Defamation of my useless reputation.

Count #5 - Failure to allow my nepotism with my husband.

Count #6 - Fraud and deceit - When I was hired (by richards and company) I was told I wouldnt have to work

Count #7 - Failure to provide me with free food at all city events

Count #8 - Intentional intereference of future income - Where else can I get paid for not doing sh!t?

WATCH OUT LYNWOOD...PHATIS HAS A CASE! Get ready to pay dearly!

Anonymous said...

DURING HIS INTERVIEW WITH CHANNEL 34, PEDROZA HAD THE NERVE TO DENY HIS PORN PURCHASES. HE SAID SOMETHING LIKE, BUT PLEASE CORRECT ME IF I'M WRONG: "IT WAS SOMEBODY ELSE, IT HAPPENED FOR ABOUT TWO MONTHS, AND I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS HAPPENING".
HIS CABLE TV BILL CLEARLY SHOWS TWO CONSECUTIVE YEARS OF PORN PURCHASES WITH CITY MONEY AT ALL HOURS OF THE DAY. WHO WERE YOU TRYNG TO FOOL PERVIE? YOU ONLY MADE YOURSELF LOOK WORST.

Anonymous said...

You are Right!

Who the hell wouldnt notice two months of PORNOZA movies being ordered at YOU OWN house?

Once, maybe twice could be an "accident", but TWO MONTHS?

Come on! You dont even believe that!

Anonymous said...

phatis aka bubble butt aka phyills cooper has been seen rumbling thourghout city hall once again, she plotting her lawsuit agaisnt the city. this cow really amazes me....all she does is EAT LUNCH and COMPLAIN. SHE WAS ON MEDICAL LEAVE GETTING FULLTIME PAY, YET WAS FEELING WELL ENOUGH TO ATTEND THE SENIOR CENTER DINNER, AND WAS REPORTLDY GOING OUT DANCING AND TO THE MOVIES ALL THOUGHOUT HER 1 MONTH PAID MEDICAL LEAVE. I guess when lorranie reed (de facto city manager) is pulling for you, you really can get away with murder!

Anonymous said...

phatis aka bubble butt aka phyills cooper has been seen rumbling thourghout city hall once again, she plotting her lawsuit agaisnt the city. this cow really amazes me....all she does is EAT LUNCH and COMPLAIN. SHE WAS ON MEDICAL LEAVE GETTING FULLTIME PAY, YET WAS FEELING WELL ENOUGH TO ATTEND THE SENIOR CENTER DINNER, AND WAS REPORTLDY GOING OUT DANCING AND TO THE MOVIES ALL THOUGHOUT HER 1 MONTH PAID MEDICAL LEAVE. I guess when lorranie reed (de facto city manager) is pulling for you, you really can get away with murder!

Anonymous said...

WHO THE HELL IS PHATIS

Anonymous said...

Kenneth needs to take over the senior center. We need new blood, not someone who spends half the time complaining and doing nothing!

On another note . . .
I love the article that was posted!

Anonymous said...

HEY YOU GUYS, NEWS, NEWS

THERE IS SOMEONE THAT IS COMING AFTER SOLACHE, FOR MAKING SEXUAL ADVANCES

KEEP POSTED

Anonymous said...

Guess who:

Loves to be seen at the hot clubs...

Wants money, more money and more money...

Has several special "friends"...

Has a fondness for adult movies...

Credit card addict...

Oblivious to the "real" world...

Travels at other peoples expense...

Has no real job...

Paris Hilton? WRONG

It's PORNOZA!

Anonymous said...

i heard autra's fat ass has finally beaten the rec dept to death

Anonymous said...

PERVIE PORNOZA, WHAT A GUY!

Anonymous said...

ALEX!

Anonymous said...

'Revolutions come and go, along with their leaders-and they all steal your chickens''

(We just got to pick the ones who say "thank you" when they do, or at the very least “lube” you when they rape you.)

"The Assassin"
A Mystery Candidate
Narco sponsored and supported
Who will let you keep half of your chickens.

Todos son unos “culeros”! - It’s just a matter of degrees. ("assholes" for the English only crowd)

CULERO RATINGS:
Culero#1: Leticia (Black Momma) Vasquez
Culero#2: Ramon (Mamón) Rodriguez
Culero#3: Maria “Baños de Pureza” Santillan
Culero#4: Alfreddie (Pimp Daddy) Johnson
Culero#5: Jose “Gay” Salache
Culero#6: Fernando (Ya no me Jalo” Pedroza
Culero#7: Louis (It Wasn’t Me) Byrd
Culero#8: Mark “Mama’s boy” Flores
Culero#9: Jim (Protitution Parlors) Morton
Culero#10: Edwin (Masturbator) Jacinto
Culera#11: Patricia (Psycho) Carr
Culero#12: Katherine (Jemima) Amey
Culero#13: Aide (Power Hungry) Castro
Culero#14: Juan (Tranzas) Enciso
Culero#15: Salvador (Loser) Alatorre
Culero#16: Jonathan “Kiss Ass” Colin

Que pinche asco de autodenominados lideres!

Anonymous said...

hey LISTEN THERE IS ONE NAME MISSING FROM THAT LIST.

IT IS YOU MOTHER FUCKER

YOU THAN CAN POINT YOUR FINGER AT EVERYONE ELSE. LOOK YOURSELF AT THE MIRROR AND SEE THE PIECE OF SHIT YOU LOOKING AT.
BY THE WAY

HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY

MF

Anonymous said...

No cabe duda que el corrupto de PORNOZA es igual que el estupido de RICARDO SANCHEZ y sera considerado al mismo nivel que el.

Ese PORNOZA como me cai en la punta de la VRGA. Che maricon como criticaba al idiota de SANCHEZ solo para ser igual que el.

Vales madre PORNOZA.....ojala y te pudras en la P*che carcel con tu maricon de tu suegro Raul Varela. Che bola de corruptos.

Una sujerencia, para que no les toque una VRGA extrana....hagance maricones y novios ustedes dos...asi ya se conocen usted mismos cuando se hagan el amor. PORNOZA Y VARELA son enamorados.

Still Watching said...

I’m calling for our Black and Hispanic leaders to step down.

Their leadership is stale. Their ideas are outdated. And they don’t give a damn about us.

We need to take a cue from White America and re-elect our leadership every four years. White folks realize that power corrupts. That’s why they placed term limits on the presidency. They know if you leave a man in power too long he quits looking out for the interest of his constituency and starts looking out for his own best interest.

We’ve turned Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton, Gloria Molina, Richard Alarcon, Louis Byrd and PORNOZA into Supreme Court justices. They get to speak for us for a lifetime.

Why?

If judged by the results they’ve produced the last 15 years, you’d have to regard their administrations as total failures. Seriously, compared to Martin and Chavez and the freedoms and progress their leadership produced, our current leaders are an embarrassment.

Their jobs the last couple of decades were to show black and brown people how to take advantage of the opportunities Martin and Chavez won.

Rather than inspire us to seize hard-earned opportunities, our current leaders have specialized in blackmailing white people for profit and attention. They were at it again recently, helping to turn radio DJ Don Imus’ stupidity into a world-wide crisis...

Hey, what Imus said, calling the Rutgers players "nappy-headed hos," was ignorant, insensitive and offensive. But so are many of the words that come out of the mouths of other media, politicians and “leaders”.

His words did no real damage. Let me tell you what did damaged us this: the covers of local papers plastered with the stories and pictures of our local Mayor and council. By my count, they were all black and brown.

You want to talk about a damaging, powerful image, an image that went out across the country?

We’re mad about people like Imus when the behavior of our leadership is lawless and immoral. Come on. We can do better than that. But yet BOTH Byrd and PORNOZA were RE-ELECTED!

Had Imus’ poor attempt at humor not been turned into an international incident by the deluge of media coverage, 97 percent of America would’ve never known what Imus said.

Have you ever heard his show? EXACTLY!

The persuaded insistence by those young women that they have been emotionally scarred by an old white man with no currency in their world is laughably dishonest.

Our peoples can’t win the war over disrespect and racism when we have so obviously and blatantly surrendered the moral high ground on the issue. Shouting “Racist!” might win the battle of some lazy and irresponsible staff keeping their jobs or elected offices. But the war? We don’t stand a chance in the war.

We have more important issues to deal with than hearing some of you talk about whom is the best looking staff person or what a council member wears. If we are unwilling to clean up the filth and disrespect we heap ON EACH OTHER, nothing will change with our condition. You can fire every white person in the country, and Black and Brown incarceration rates, illiteracy rate and murder rate will still continue to skyrocket.

A man who doesn’t respect himself wastes his breath demanding that others respect him.

We don’t respect ourselves right now. If we did, we wouldn’t call each other these nasty, hateful names.

If we had the proper level of self-respect, we wouldn’t act like it’s only a crime when a white man disrespects us. We hold whites to a higher standard than we hold ourselves. That’s a F@CKN’ shame!

We need leadership that is interested in fixing the culture we’ve adopted. We need leadership that makes all of us take tremendous pride in educating ourselves.

It’s time for our current leadership to step down. They’ve had years to lead us. Other than their bookkeepers, I’d be hard pressed to find someone who has benefited from their administration.

- Still Watching

Anonymous said...

o shut the hell up. there are white polticans just or more corrput than balcks and mexicans..

its just that there are less blacks and mexicans in power, so when they get busted it looks much worse.

as for lynwood, as long as this city elects people like loius byrd, alfreddie, and pedroza, it will contiue to have a dyfuctinal city govt..

Anonymous said...

phyills cooper is the biggest tax burden for lynwood residents

this cow cant use a computer, can barely read and write and makes a manager salary!!!!!!

she eats lunch 4x daily (for over half the day) complains about anything and everything to deflect attention from her incompedence

she runs and crys to council whenever someone tries to put her fat ugly ass to work, then she allges that she is being "stressed out"


she consantly parades her worthless self in front of council, to pretend like she is actually working. council for some reason, lets her feel like she is important.

she is hated by the majority of both seniors and fellow empolyess.

she is a waste of human life. they really should shoot the person who hired her and then really shoot the person who made her a manager.

phyills do us and yourself a favor, go to hometown buffet and eat yourself until you expolde.

s a v e l y n w o o d

Anonymous said...

No cabe duda que el corrupto de PORNOZA es igual que el estupido de RICARDO SANCHEZ y sera considerado al mismo nivel que el.

Ese PORNOZA como me cai en la punta de la VRGA. Che maricon como criticaba al idiota de SANCHEZ solo para ser igual que el.

Vales madre PORNOZA.....ojala y te pudras en la P*che carcel con tu maricon de tu suegro Raul Varela. Che bola de corruptos.

Una sujerencia, para que no les toque una VRGA extrana....hagance maricones y novios ustedes dos...asi ya se conocen usted mismos cuando se hagan el amor. PORNOZA Y VARELA son enamorados.

Anonymous said...

Andrea is that you promoting yourself? Or could it be Rebecca Wells pretending to be a resident. Go back to Downey!

Anonymous said...

Hell no! That is not Andrea. She cant write like me!

- Still Watching!

Anonymous said...

Johnathan Colin for city council!!!!

Anonymous said...

id rather vote for

ALEX!

Anonymous said...

Jonathon Colin, Jonathon Colin, Jonathon Colin, Jonathon Colin, Jonathon Colin, Jonathon Colin.
Jonothon Colin for City Council

Anonymous said...

mmmmmmmm Quien putas es ese huey

Anonymous said...

for your info, SANTILLAN'S LOVER

Anonymous said...

That is not true, Maria is not sleeping with him. Jonathon does not like chubby women.

Anonymous said...

Ever wonder why he's always in her office...
Ever wonder why she always comes by his office...
Ever wonder why they always sit in her car in the parking lot late evenings...
Ever wonder why her travels with her to Mexico...
Ever wonder why he always waits to walk her to her on council meeting nights...
That is why she turned to plastic sugery using public funds

...to get Johnathan Colin-Salas!

Anonymous said...

Thats all speculation and people jumping to conclusions because they are jealous of Maria. Besides she is a single woman and can do what ever and who ever she wants. Go Maria we support you all the way.

Anonymous said...

Pony tailed beeash!

Anonymous said...

Santillan=Homewrecker, He is married and with kids que ejemplo de mujer

Anonymous said...

single mother,

i always see her with jonathan or an old man.

single mother???

Anonymous said...

Does anyone know why their are "junk cars" at Franco's site (Martin Luther King and Alameda)? I just drove by and there are at least 12 old cars that look like they belong at a junk yard.

Anonymous said...

I also see her with Joaquin and Rodriguez - what's up with that.

Anonymous said...

Let's vote for a husband and wife team . . . THE CALDERONS!

Anonymous said...

Castro - for City Clerk

Anonymous said...

Collin-Salas and Santana "cute couple"

Anonymous said...

Me and your Momma...

cute "one-night" couple

Anonymous said...

I agree Aide Castro would make a great Lynwood City Clerk

Anonymous said...

Not Aide, Lourdes Castro.

Anonymous said...

If it's not you Andrea, ais it Rebecca Wells? I told you to go back to Downey.

Anonymous said...

You're WAYYYYYYYYYY off!

Think smarter and a whole lot better looking!

Anonymous said...

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

- Me

Anonymous said...

On a traffic light red means stop, yellow means slow down, and green means go.

But on a banana it's the opposite. Green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means "Where the fuck did you get that banana at?"

- Me

Anonymous said...

Andrea Hooper doesn't know Sh!t....All she knows how to do is B*TCH and whine to council. She also likes to harass city employees. I heard Andrea is running for city council. I just hope this whore doesn't win. What she needs to do is retire and do the community a favor.

She is the dumbest City Clerk in the history of lynwood.....Hell....she's THE ONLY CITY CLERK IN THE HISTORY OF LYNWOOD!!!!!

I think Andrea Hooper was actually the one that founded the city of lynwood back in the 1920's when she was in her early twenties!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Alcoholism is a disease, but it's like the only disease that you can get yelled at for having.

"Dammit, Miguel, you're an alcoholic." "Dammit, Miguel, you have cancer."

One of those two just doesn't sound right.

Anonymous said...

BULLSHIT

Alcoholism a disease? You fucking pussy.

No one forces you to put the bottle in your mouth.

"It's not my fault, its the alcohol"

It's like the dumb shits that sue tobacco companies for getting lung cancer from their products. Gee dumb shit, you think inhaling smoke all the time is healthy?

Anonymous said...

Hey numnutz...

That was a joke.

Anonymous said...

and this one is NOT...

I saw Jonathan and an unidentified man sharing some realy close personal space this morning!

I knew that pony tail was for something!

Oh well, one on the school board and now one maybe on council?

Thats life.

KG

Anonymous said...

Ay, Cochinas!

Anonymous said...

Papasito! yhe long hair in his face, the blue eyes and the deep voice kill me. He's good in bed, trust me, I know, and he's not gay. ESTA RECHULO!

Anonymous said...

Next court date is June 15, 2007. I heard the Rea asked for a public defender. Was that a good idea?

Anonymous said...

Me encanta como muerde . . . Mmmmm
hasta se me hace agua ... TODO!

Anonymous said...

CHULO!

Anonymous said...

papi rico papasito papi chulo que rico estas

Kim

Anonymous said...

Chulo sin "h"

Anonymous said...

the hair, eyes (which are not blue)deep voice is all bull. You want something good, sucking his d*ck is. Give him a good BJ and youll get a mouthfull las mordiditas que me da he just loves to bite my t*ts & grab my a&& is a pleasure darselas don't hate he is not gay

Anonymous said...

ALBERT esta buenoteeeeeeee ese es otro papasote

Anonymous said...

Silicone Santillan, Silicone Santillan, Silicone Santillan.

Anonymous said...

Which Albert? The HR Manager?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you "China Doll" Santillan haters just shut up. You know you're jealous of her beautify white skin.

Anonymous said...

This sounds like a dam stalker blog.

GET A LIFE

Anonymous said...

I just finished reading this article. Lynwood is a joke! I watched Univision 34 last night and they were talking about Lynwood and now I read this.

The City council ought to be embarrased.

Anonymous said...

phyills........................how are you hunny?

you elephant of a woman, i heard you are back to work and abusing our tax payer money.......you disgust me, you dirty whore you should be ashamed of yourself!

Anonymous said...

Lisa Esparza for city council!!!!!

Anonymous said...

How funny, Free Pedroza!!!

Anonymous said...

Back to WORK?

I think thats being a little too hopeful!

Phatis doesnt work.

Anonymous said...

Is is true that the recall passed???

Anonymous said...

it passed!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

So what is the next step. In other words, when is the election?

Anonymous said...

yeah, why did rea ask for a public defender?

Anonymous said...

Rea asked for a public defender for the same reasons we do. No money!

Anonymous said...

Rea asked for a public defender for the same reasons we do. No money!

Anonymous said...

bullshit he has money, all the money he stolled from the city and never got caught. he and the rest of them that are charged should all burn in hell with paul. This should show all the voters that just cause there BLACK, OR MEXICAN they should vote for them...nooo...be more educated and vote like a citizen should. One who gives a fuck about there CITY!!!!

Anonymous said...

"stolled" ??????

Eye kood nut feyend dat werd en da dikshuneree.

Anonymous said...

Hey, why haven't I heard from the "watcher",,,, are you hiding behind your white sheet? Or is it pass your bedtime?

Anonymous said...

Hey, why haven't I heard from the "watcher",,,, are you hiding behind your white sheet? Or is it pass your bedtime?

Anonymous said...

Lynwood City Clowncilman
"Tom Cruise is my Lord" Johnson said:

" For me, it's about filling the seat with the right BLACK person..."

(not the most QUALIFIED person, but simply someone BLACK?)

Hmmmmmmmm....

Lynwood City Employee Sloth of the Year, Fillthis(belly)Pooper said:

" Not another one of them!"
- Referring to the hiring of a Latino manager

BUT we are the Racists?
Hmmmmmmmm............

- Patty

Anonymous said...

alffreide johnson is stupid wanna be paul richards....expect a much dumber version who thinks he s smart.

alfreddie stop preaching u wanna be reverend crack head

go back fucking white girls doggstyle on the truck on ur caddy

Anonymous said...

Speaking about Paris Hilton, Fernando Pedroza sexual Indiscretions. Vice President of Board of Education for Lynwood Unified School District, Guadalupe Rodriguez is having an affair with LUSD Chief of Security, Miguel Calvillo. Its all over the District. Everyone turn their heads and look in the opposite direction. Most security officers knows about it, they were told that if they keep their mouth shut they will be promoted to supervisor within the security department.

Anonymous said...

So what's the issue? Are you jealous?

Anonymous said...

no i am not, but i am tired of watching a lot of staff.

we have lesbos, gays and know prostitutes, please give a break

Anonymous said...

I HAVE READ A LOT OF COMMENTS ABOUT THIS FAT ELEPHANT AUTRA ADAMS WHERE CAN I FIND A PICTURE OF HER AT? IT NEEDS A CAPTION ON IT THAT READS I'M A STUPID, DESPERATE, GOOD FOR NOTHING, WILLING TO FUCK AND SUCK MY WAY TO GET ANOTHER WOMANS MAN, LOW-SELF ESTEEM, NO FRIEND HAVING, WILLING TO PAY TO GET AND KEEP A MAN, BITCH

Anonymous said...

Why is Solache going around trying to discredit Lopez and Rodriguez? Don't trust them. It may be a strategy to see who they can count on to vote for them on the Nov. election. Solache is talking trash about Lopez and Rodriguez, but I think they are working together? Watch out!!!

Anonymous said...

Why is Solache bad mouthing, because he's a cocksucker.

SAM said...

What does this have to do with corruption?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
wow you people in lynwood have some filty mouths, it looks like mexicans be them illegal or otherwise are here to stay, my question to them is why do you come here in droves not only expecting but demanding rights, and all sorts of legal services? that being ILLEGAL your NOT INTITALED TO. WHY DON'T YOU STAY IN MEXICO AND MAKE THAT THE PLACE WHERE YOU DEMAND AND HAVE LITTLE CARTS AND FRUIT STANDS AND UNLAWFULNESS WHERE YOU WERE BORN AND RAISED?

---------------------------------------
RESPONCE: Hay your Nigger-Rappers & White-Trash House Rep. Tom Tancredos-Paris Hiltons, gets the fuck out of New America: AZTLAN...!!! We Mestizos were here first and WE are taking back our land...by whatever means necessary. We NEVER crossed "the border" you double-crossed the border against US... REVIEW YOUR U.S. HISTORY AGAIN…!!!!!!!!!!!!
You xenophobic dumb-asses...!!!!

--YAHWEH
4:59 PM, June 05, 2007

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...

Why is Solache bad mouthing, because he's a cocksucker.

10:52 PM, May 31, 2007
SAM said...

What does this have to do with corruption?

Solache is a very corrupt. One of the most self-interested individuals in Lynwood.

Anonymous said...

Solache is just a plain homosexual.

Anonymous said...

no way, i don't believe that solache is gay

Anonymous said...

I don't really care about Solache's sexual orientation. I do know, however, that he is not good for our city; specially for our school board. He's a self-promoting, back stabber politician. He would compliment the rest of the city council members and candidates really well. Solache would be perfect for city council. Run for city council Solache that's were you belong with the rest of the crooks.