Wednesday, March 16, 2005

Lynwood Man Charged in Missile-Smuggling Plot

Lynwood, CA - ABC 7 reports that Michael Anthony Jiminez, 35, of Lynwood, was among those arrested in connection with a plot to smuggle weapons of war into the United States from the former Soviet Union.

Read full article here.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am surprised that the morons that leave all that trash about grand conspiracies and mass corruption aren't saying:

"Did you know that this guy is related to Fernando's third cousin?"

" The arrested guy is Leticia's boyfriend and once spent the night at Neverland Ranch"

" Michael Anthony Jiminez, 35, of Lynwood is a business partner of the Mayor's baysitter's, neighbor's, gardner!!!"

" Michael Anthony Jiminez used to go to school with Louis Byrd's son's best friend's sister in fourth grade. They were going to split the profits with Paul Richards so he could funnel money to rebels in Columbia!!"

" Maria Santillan and Michael Anthony Jimenez met at the Million Man March and plotted to sell missiles so they can put more money in the BillBoard contract so they can get kick-backs to start a camel farm on city owned property that was to be used for the new Senior Center!!!"

Come on, UPS guy and the rest of the gadflys! You guys are losing your touch!!!!!!!

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Lynwood Watch said...

Lynwood Watch deleted derogative term. Please refrain from using language that insults any etnic group or national origin.

(The comment deleted above has been reposted below without the derogative term)

UPS driver a.k.a. spudriver a.k.a. ,[term removed by blog administrator] a.k.a. Mezinas?

I always knew he wasn't as smart as he tried to sound! By far, the most original is spudriver. Very clever! HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa!!!!!

Say hi to Tila for us!
I wonder...
Could you be running her campaign this year?
If I may suggest-The P.R. department sounds fitting.Just a thought.:):):):)

Anonymous said...

TO: ???? Oh that's right! You guys dont show your names.

OOOOO...did I get under your skin? Wow! That must have took a while for you to look all those words up in the dictionary!!!

I must say that my writing is already pretty good if my MADE UP headlines (or "idiotic sarcasm" as you so wonderfully put it) had such an effect on you!

And I must admit that you cracked me up when you said: "WE HAVEN'T POSTED ANYTHING STUPID YET BECAUSE..." Thanks for making my point for me!

Also, you know what? You are right! I will produce a piece about the site so you guys can ANONYMOUSLY call me names like fourth graders.

BUT you'll have to wait till Monday 'cause its Friday night and I have a weekend to take advantage of. I have to go... Don't worry, that should give you (and your friends) time to get a nice dictionary to look up words.

In the mean time, here is the next headline (you can use it if you want. I won't tell anyone):

" The new City Manager is corrupt! He made a rolling stop at the Stop sign in front of City Hall!"

- Your buddy,
JOE

Anonymous said...

BELIEVE IT OR NOT THIS GUY IS RELATED TO SOMEONE THAT WORKS IN COUNCIL. THE INVESTIGATION IS UNDERWAY.

Anonymous said...

I think the effect is mutual for both of you arguing here. Both off you tick off each other because both of you are alike! Another thing both of you have in common is that non of you have anything good to say!